As a performer and writer, I've craved this gig forever. Plus, add my grad studies in Psych, mad improv skills and unquenchable thirst for both touch and attention, I mean, come on. And the whip cream on the jello? I'm part of the giant wave of "pre-gerry" patients, that's right: BOOMER TIME! Sorry to babble on, but obviously your tale titillated me. Many claps to you! 👏 👏👏 <— homemade!